The image above is a snapshot from a direct mail ad catalog from Media Markt… a German (I think) electronics company who invaded Sweden a few years ago.
If you translate the words (swedish) in the picture, it essentially says this:
“Our Promise To You: Superlow Prices, Enormous Range [of products]“
And when they say enormous… they mean it. Below is a picture of their selection of microwaves…
Here are my thoughts:
The only reason they still exist… is because they’re HUGE in all senses of the word. They have money to support them.
Their selection of every kind of electronics product is gigantic. Their stores are HUUUGE.
But the word on the street is… ever since they came here at least, to Sweden, they haven’t been profitable.
Surprise…
As Seth Godin says, Small Is The New Big.
Five million Mp3 players, 2000 different kinds of TV sets. (slight exaggeration, perhaps)
Eeek.
Oh, and the prediction?
That would be that… MediaMarkt will either do a major overhaul and rework their entire business model… or perish.
The latter seems more likely.
Let’s take a look at what’s wrong with what they’re doing.
The major problem… the big elephant… is that they’re trying to be everything to everyone. Strike 1.
If someone is looking for a good microwave… they’re willing to pay premium for specialized service. If “Microwave Masters” opened up next door… someone who could get you personalized service, and exactly the right microwave to serve your needs — who do you think would get the business of this person (who’s looking for a microwave).
They definitely don’t want to walk through 5 miles of walkways of shelves and look at all the six thousand different microwaves.
They want someone to tell them “I know who you are, and I know what you need. This microwave is the best one for you”
If choices are involved, there shouldn’t be more than… three, or so.
Second, the compete on price. Strike 2.
Not only do they compete on price… but they compete on price… just like everyone else.
If you were to analyze their “USP” – what makes them different from the rest… would simply come down to “we’re bigger.”
So not only does this means that they don’t really stand out from the pack. There’s no clear OBVIOUS reason why I would want to buy my TV there, rather than my local retailer who’s been there for 20 years and that gives me personal service, and where I know the personnel etc…
… but it also means that their margins suck. I couldn’t imagine that they’re making a whole lot of profit per sale.
A better idea would be to double the prices, but double personalized service as well.
The Thank You Economy is here. What they really need to do is out-care everyone else.
I think, the only thing really worth competing on in 2011 is caring.
With that said, what are they doing right?
Well… they’re certainly pissing some people off.
This is a commercial they ran in Poland, which plays on the German stereotype of Poles being thieves.
And, Wikipedia confirms… they ARE pissing people off.
If your marketing isn’t pissing at least some people off… you’re doing something wrong.
And on that note, I will close off by including the word Fuck in this blog post, for good measure.
Until next time,
Linus




